Healthy, happy, bad ass

I'm 27. I have great hair. I like working out. I could live on Nerds alone... the candy and the people. I'm just trying to be happy.

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

(via lesbianspiderqueen)

It is impossible to live without failing at something unless you live so cautiously that you might as well not have lived at all. In which case, you fail by default.

(Source: lydias-martins, via bookworm221)

youngstero:

my first thought this morning was “count olaf should have been more thoroughly checked by social services”

(via oh-stephman)

vvidowsbite:

capsbvcky:

i can’t get over the knife scene in cap2 because the winter soldier is trying so hard to stab steve

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but he keeps on dodging

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which makes him so frustrated he just pushes him away

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like gOD LET ME FUCKING FINISH THIS

# GOD STEVE JUST LET ME STAB YOU

(via lesbianspiderqueen)